Clink Room’s Best: Detroit Coneys

Know what a Coney is? It’s a chile dog from the Detroit area. And like all great American colloquial foods it has a great history and a great rivalry to go with it. If you don’t know about this great Northern delicacy, learn more about it here at the Coney Island Wiki. Now, I haven’t been to the original in Jackson, MI. But Jason and I did have a chance to go to the two, most well known, next-door-neighboring joints right in the heart of Detroit, American Coney Island and Lafayette Coney Island. Just like Pat’s and Geno’s of the Philly cheesesteak world, ruthless rival neighbors. The Hattfield and Macoy’s of the Downtown Detroit Coney world. Hitting-up American or Lafayette before of after a game has been a longstanding tradition with Tigers fans for nearly 90 years. Jason and I are such big fans of rituals like this and these two places are the stuff meat dreams are made of.

What does a Coney taste like? To the uninitiated, it’s a chile dog. And to be frank, ahem, they don’t stray, ahem, to far from the script. Chile, mustard, onions, a dog with a snap, and a soft white bread bun. This is old-timey food. Simple not great for you, American fare. What I like best about this style, old-timey food? As soon as you fancy it up, a crusty roll perhaps, or a big grilled dog, or homemade grass-feed beef chile. It stops being a coney. New York pizza can be fancied up a bit and still pass as New York pizza. A carne asada burrito can be gussied-up and still be a carne asada burrito. Know what I mean? The Coney is defined by it’s simplicity.

So do I have a favorite? Yes, We stopped at American first. Great service, a semi-classic vibe but most of that history seems to have been covered up in the 70’s or 80’s. The only thing that seemed totally original, was a “Pay Here” sign hanging over the check out. Everything else had been covered over by the same interior decorators that do all the diners in New York and New Jersey. Lafayette is a different story. Everything had the patina of being scrubbed for the last 90 years. A simple, functional space. Point for Lafayette.

The Coney. We sat down at American and each ordered one dog. It was great. Fresh bun, snappy dog, working man’s chile, a slop of mustard applied with a wooden spoon, and chopped white onions. Great no-nonsense service. We loved it. As we walked out of American and opened the door to their neighbor Lafayette’s, one of the Coney cooks pocked his head out of the door and yelled something at us. I’m not sure what it was but it probably was something like “,Enjoy you salmonella!” After the diner vibe of American, I was happy with the Lafayette vibe. It reminded me of my favorite classic Brooklyn joints. We repeated our order, one dog each. Right off the bat, you can tell a difference. Small as it might be. Lafayette’s chile is spicier and there dog is snappier.

So who’s the winner, you can probably tell where this is headed. Lets just say we order another round at Lafayette before we headed back to airport. Go check out both joints and choose for yourself. Here’s the info for American Coney Island and Laffayette Coney Island.

Kick this weekend’s ass everyone!

Great Moments in MiLB Promotion

Check this promotion from the Memphis Redbirds, Triple-A affiliate of the St. Louis Cardinals, to raise awareness for organ donation. “Organ Donor Night” is at the great AutoZone Park on Aug. 13 and the team will be sporting these bad boys.

Minor League Baseball, say word. (Thanks to Ian for the link!)

Clinkers Around-the-World July 2011

Every once in a while we like to take a walk around the Clink-uverse. Kicking it off is one of Jeffe Crupper’s buddy’s sons, Samuel Mende, playing his first innings in pro-ball for our Casper Ghosts. He’s batting .378 with a .440 OBP and .978 SLG. Pretty epic start!

Here, I lost my way. I forgot where I got these photos from. Shout-out your photo credits in the comments. Sorry about that. If I see a photo that I like, then I save it in a folder. But I forgot to note where I got it from. Again, sorry.

Robert’s-WSOP Run!

Now I don’t know jack about poker but Clinker Robert Wiercinski had me pumped for it over the last week. Robert is a pro-poker player and he represented The Clink Room in a major way at this year’s World Series of Poker. He was giving me updates throughout the event and it was really exciting to see his rankings at the end of each day. Also fun, seeing him intimidate the competition decked out in Clink Room gear. I’m probably going to get this wrong but Robert was in 92nd place at one point (92nd out of the 6,865 who entered is pretty damn impressive!). I think he closed one night out with a cool $129,600. In the end he ultimately lost in position 927 out of the 6,865 starting players. Robert, thanks for the updates and for representing us so well! You’ll get em next year with new Clink Room bells on!

UPDATE/CLARIFICATION FROM ROBERT…
“just to clarify the info in your blog entry. you got most of the numbers right but were a little off on the interpretation. yes, i finished 927th overall and yes i was in 92nd position after the first day, but only in terms of the players who started the day i started. there were four different starting days because of the sheer number of players in the tournament. and mid tournament chip counts do not determine payouts. payouts are determined by what place your go out of the tournament (lose all your chips). i went out in 927th position overall and i missed out on the money by 234 spots as they paid 693 places. so i did not get paid 100k+, unfortunately. thanks again for your support!”

Thank you Robert!