Want a great example of Minor League Baseball insanity all wrapped up in one franchise? I’d point inquisitors towards the Wilmington Blue Rocks. The “Blue Rocks”? Whose mascot is a moose? And he’s got a sidekick named Mr. Celery? And Mr. Celery has his own fan club called the Celery Squad? Yes, yes and yes. Here’s us wrestling with the creative Rubik’s Cube that is the Wilmington Blue Rocks, Single-A Affiliate of the Kansas City Royals.