Happy 4th Clinkers!

We’re taking the rest of the week off to lay on our gorgeous San Diego beaches and get sun poisoning. If you’re not a U.S. citizen, you too can enjoy the 4th the ‘Merica way. BBQ hotdogs, be sure to eat at least six, wash it down with some delicious and refreshing watery beer, light a sparkler and salute that bad boy till the sun goes down. That’s what Jason and I will be doing – that’s what any red blooded will be doing. Let’s celebrate in America! Kick this long weekend’s ass!


Patriot Kong

Patriot Kong here to complete your July 4th celebration! Little known fact, Clink Kong’s great great great grandfather was the original inspiration for the Uncle Sam image we know today. The first and last gorilla to hold office and a hero of the Revolutionary war. His bravery on the battlefield and innovative fighting style coined the term guerilla warfare, originally spelled “gorilla warfare”. Look it up on Wikipedia.

Measuring 3 1/2 inches across, decked out in spangled hat, beard bow-tie, and powdered wig. Now available in the Clink store here. Kick this weekend’s ass Clinkers!