The Clink-Secutioner is on a warpath to eliminate all hat stealing bots and sites who don't stock their new releases properly. For all of those who have taken an "L" in less than 30 seconds after a drop on their favorite hat sites, the Clink-Secutioner is here to eliminate all of the competition by offering pre-orders only! No longer will another head go without a fitted. All hail the Clink-Secutioner! Finally, a man of the people who is down for the cause! Personal Note: I was just stunned that nobody ever created an executioner hat. Total missed opportunity for everyone!