One of the rarest occurrences in all of sport. More rare than a no hitter. For all the complex stats that baseball keeps, they’ve got nothing on this white whale. "Be ye an olde fan in the stands wielding a plastic glove to capture an incoming foulest of balls or homiest of runs. For ye masses will cheer and cajole, thou shalt chug the rest of that foamy brew whilst baseball remains in thine cup. Thus it is writ in the book of unwritten rules."